We do not, however, relish vivid descriptions of their every wee wee and poopee. And we especially don’t look forward to 46 similar posts every single day. Congratulations, you have a job! So does the majority of the rest of the 900 million people on Facebook. We simply ask one favor: If you wish to market, create a marketing page.
If you wish to lose all your friends, keep spamming them with P90X ads. Urban Dictionary defines «vaguebooking» as the following: «An intentionally vague Facebook status update that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help. I really don’t think anyone cares about our third trip to Dunkin’ Donuts this week. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t 5’10» and stunningly gorgeous because then I could just walk in peace. We appreciate a good tune now and again. But somehow, reading your ass-random song lyrics out of context doesn’t toot our trumpet, if you know what I mean.
FWIW, Twitter is not the same as FB. There’s a reason people on Facebook discontinued the third person status update. I am not in that sunset picture, but you seem to want me to be. Or you just want me to hate you. Variation: Any post that ends with «Amirite? Any post that ends with «Amirite? It’s so refreshing to know that people subscribe to you for your intelligence and wit.
Oh right, that and marriage proposals. Full-blown conversations on Facebook between a couple that sees each other every day and may even be sitting next to each other on the couch, for all we know. When did it become trendy to go by your middle name instead of your last name? Some of us missed the memo. Now I have 30 days to plot my revenge. There’s no reason you and your partner should maintain separate profiles — you breathe the same air, keep the same secrets and mourn the same crippled identity, right?
A sarcastic and timely Someecard can be quite effective, we admit. But the chances of success are one slim to none. Repost this Facebook status to protect your privacy! Fake rumors like these often start as political, marketing or social campaigns, and are designed to spread awareness through fear. But really, it’s the people who blindly perpetuate these rumors who should be afraid — very afraid. The hand-on-hip trick creates a slimming effect, also known as the «skinny arm.
It’s especially effective when paired with a bent knee and photographed from the side. Only problem is it’s no longer a secret of the sorority pros. Now everyone knows you’re just trying to look skinny. It’s really important that every single one of your 400 Facebook friends knows that you’re training for a 5K, that you stubbed your big toe during a recent jog, and that your runner’s diet of chia seeds is doing wonders for your digestion. Once we filter through pictures of baby’s first potty training and epic love poems of the newly engaged, we’re left with political diatribes and spam — and yes, all of it from our «friends. I narrowed down the list to the 20 most annoying behaviors on Facebook.
Perhaps your friends are guilty of one or — God forbid — all of these Facebook mortal sins. Either way, now’s your chance to contribute your own nominations for world’s worst Facebook manners. Vent away in the comments below. Powered by its own proprietary technology, Mashable is the go-to source for tech, digital culture and entertainment content for its dedicated and influential audience around the globe. Reproduction without explicit permission is prohibited. 813 0 0 1 . 696 0 0 0 1. 415 0 0 0 1. 748 0 0 0 2. 624 0 0 0 1. 47 0 0 0 13 6.